25 Top iPhone Entertainment Apps

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iMobile® Care - Smart First Aid & Health Care App

How can you take immediate action that could save lives, including your own, and receive first aid info and guidance about conditions and situations?
The iMobile Care app is an easy to use app to gain fast and essential information about medical conditions and situations. iMobile Care serves as a mobile guide to show users how to deliver aid and care during emergencies and serious events such as accidents, bites and stings, choking, injuries, traumas, chest pains, poisoning, burns, swine flu, among many other critical situations. This innovative and next generation first aid app serves as a quick reference guide, while also providing location, imaging and personalized features.

Several apps already provide first aid guidance as well as excellent information about providing aid, including CPR. iMobile Care creates a more dynamic and interactive offering to deliver first aid and gain information about conditions and situations.

The iMobile Care app does not to purport to substitute for the quality care that well-trained first aid personnel can deliver. But iMobile Care provides solutions and information when time is of the essence, or when conditions and situations require specific guidance.

The iMobile Care first aid pocket guide works best for users who have gone through the various conditions and situations located on the iMobile Care app. VisionSync, Inc. advises users of the iMobile Care app to be familiar with the guide before conditions or situations occur. Please go to: www.imobilecare.com for more info and tips on using the iMobile Care app.

iMobile Care Key Features:

First Aid Reference Guide

Location-Aware

SOS

Personalized

Image Capturing

Emergency Button set for the particular country (911 in USA)

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Glow Backgrounds - Customize your Home Screen Wallpaper! artwork

Glow Backgrounds - Customize your Home Screen Wallpaper!
Appventions

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: August 06, 2010

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NEW UPDATE RELEASED!

50% OFF For a Limited Time!

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Make your screen look OUTSTANDING with AMAZING GLOW BACKGROUNDS

CUSTOMIZE your own Home Screen Glow Backgrounds and IMPRESS your FRIENDS

*PLEASE NOTE: Backgrounds can only be set on the Home Screen on particular iPhone and iPod Touch models. Please READ the REQUIREMENTS below.

Add Colorful and Bright Glow Effects that are wonderfully designed for your Home Screen.

Now you can IMPORT and Customize YOUR OWN PHOTOS!

The possibilities are endless!

With the new Import feature you can now add Multiple Glow Effects to your Backgrounds!
Simply import your Creations and add another Glow Effect on top!

AWESOME NEW FEATURES !
More Base Backgrounds
More Glow Patterns
Improved Image Quality
Brighter Glow Effects

Customize your own Glow Backgrounds in just 4 Easy Steps!

1. Choose a Base Background from our High Quality Collection.
2. Choose an Amazing Glow Pattern.
3. Choose a Stunning Glow Color.
4. Save your Customized Glow Background.

There are over 6800 possible Glow Background combinations!

REQUIREMENTS
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Backgrounds can only be saved on your Home Screen if you have:
- One of the following devices:
* iPhone 4
* iPhone 3GS
* iPod Touch 32GB or 64GB Models (3rd Generation)
- AND Updated to iOS 4 or higher (Update your device's software through iTunes)

Glow Backgrounds can still be set to the Lock Screen on other devices.

Add Amazing, Colorful and Bright Glow Backgrounds Today!

Grab it while it's ON SALE!
© 2010 Appventions

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Pocket God
Bolt Creative

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: January 09, 2009

Episode 33: A Pygmy A Day Keeps The Ape Away

In celebration of the release of the first issue of Pocket God, the comic, created by Ape Entertainment, the Pygmies travel beyond the pygmy graveyard to Ape Mountain. At the peak of this mountain is a mysterious altar and other artifacts to be used in an ancient and terrible sacrifice ritual. Perform the correct steps of the ritual to call the giant (and hungry) Ape!

This is the first in a trilogy of updates that will all include primates!

Check out Story Mode for a new story "A Pygmy A Day... and a new action: "Jump To Death" only for Ape Mountain.

Also included is a purchasable Retro Gamer Skin pack (only 99 cents!) Change objects on the island to pay homage to your favorite old-school games!

And be sure to check out the first issue of Pocket God available here on iTunes! Sneak peaks and other items can be found at our blog and Facebook page.

http://pocketgod.blogspot.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pocket-God/49506746358

What kind of god would you be Benevolent or vengeful Play Pocket God and discover the answer within yourself. On a remote island, you are the all-powerful god that rules over the primitive islanders. You can bring new life, and then take it away just as quickly. Exercise your powers on the islanders. Lift them in the air, alter gravity, hit them with lightning...you're the island god! All god powers are demonstrated in Pocket God's help menu.

Pocket God is an episodic microgame for you to explore, show your friends and have fun with. We have been growing the game with the help of player suggestions! What sort of godly powers would you like to see added

Releases:

Ep 1 (1/9/09): Nowhere To Go, Nothin' To Do
Ep 2 (1/14/09): Does this Megabyte Make My App Look Fat
Ep 3: (1/20/09): You Always Hurt the One You Lava
Ep 4: (1/29/09): Shake That App!
Ep 5: (2/5/09): A Storm is Coming
Ep 6: (2/14/09): And on the 7th Day, Rest!
Ep 7: (2/20/09): Just Give Us 5 Minutes
Ep 8: (2/26/09): Jump the Shark
Ep 9: (3/6/09): Idle Hands
Ep 10: (3/15/09): Hi, Dracula!
Ep 11: (3/23/09): A Mighty Wind
Ep 12: (4/8/09): Something's Fishy
Ep 13: (4/8/09): March of the Fire Ants
Ep 14: (4/17/09): Say My Name!
Ep 15: (4/27/09): A New Home
Ep 16: (5/8/09); The Tyrannosaurus Strikes Back!
Ep 17: (5/19/09): Return of the Pygmy
Ep 18: (6/1/09): Surf's Up
Ep 19: (6/8/09): Fun 'n Games Until A Pygmy Gets Hurt
Ep 20: (7/3/09): Stop! My App is On Fire!
Ep 21: (7/9/09): Flipping the Bird
Ep 22: (7/24/09): Ooga Jump
Ep 23: (8/5/09); Bait Master
Ep 24: (8/19/09): Idle Hands 2: Caught with your Pants Down
Ep 25: (9/2/09): Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads
Ep 26: (9/17/09): Dead Pygmy Walking
Ep 27: (10/6/09): Good Will Haunting
Ep 28: (10/28/09): Barking Spider, Crouching Pygmy
Ep 29: (12/1/09): The Pyg Chill
Ep 30: (1/27/10): Great Job Ice Hole
Ep 31: (3/15/10): What's the Story Morning Gory
Ep 31B: (3/30/10): What's the Story Morning Gory Part II
Ep 32: (4/25/10): Crack is Wack
Ep 33: (8/3/10): A Pygmy A Day Keeps the Ape Away

Next Episode *: TBA

* The "episode" title hints at the newest feature(s). The latest episode release contains ALL the features from previous releases.
© 2009 Bolt Creative Inc.

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The Moron Test
DistinctDev

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: April 20, 2009

Are you a complete idiot What about your friends, coworkers, and family Buy The Moron Test now and find out! Point and laugh at everyone when they get stumped! See what USA Today, Wall Street Journal, BusinessWeek, Mashable, Wired, Macworld and MobileCrunch are talking about!

The new "Food Fight" section has been approved! Enjoy!

[Hint: All sections of The Moron Test can be completed on an iPod Touch, iPhone, and iPad... think outside of the box! No microphone or headset required!]

FEATURES:

- Simple, addicting gameplay
- Four full sections featuring over 400 steps
- Global leaderboards and achievements
- Play through dozens of question types
- 7 levels ranging from Moron to Genius
- Fun characters, sound effects, and music
- Checkpoints and continues in each section
- Brag on Facebook by sharing your best score
- You will LOVE watching your friends fail!
- More sections coming soon!

SECTIONS:

- Old School (100+ steps!)
- Late Registration (100+ steps!)
- Winter Break (100+ steps!)
- Food Fight (100+ steps!)
- More to come!

What the world is saying about The Moron Test:

MacWorld says: "Names Can Be Deceiving: Despite its name, The Moron Test isnt a dopey gimmick. Rather, its very addictive, delightfully drawn, and extremely entertaining."

USA Today says: "Addictive iPhone App" "This clever game is also fun to pass to friends..."

Wired.com readers voted The Moron Test the #2 Favorite App of 2009! "Fun stuff..."

TheAPPera.com says: "Unlike any other 'think dumber kind of tests', The Moron Test questions are actual trick questions which doesnt require someone to be dumb, but rather smart, quick and alert."

AppVee.com says: This scientifically proven collection of tests is guaranteed to pull the dumb part of you out of hiding without fail! If you even DARE to utter the words I can do the whole test without making a mistake the first time, I laugh in your face!

148apps.com says: highly addictive time waster for a half hour of my life nothing else in the world mattered.

SuzieQTv: Very unique, graphics are great, the audio is tremendous! (10/10 Stars)

User Ratings:

5/5 Stars - "Perfect app for friends and family"

5/5 Stars - "The last question is amazing!!! Very creative."

5/5 Stars - "Very Entertaining... It's one of a kind and always fun to share with new people!!!"

You'll kick yourself when you fail to follow these simple instructions! Master the test, then share it with your friends! The Moron Test - the one and only "reverse-IQ" test!

Listen up! There are hidden sounds throughout the game. Can you find them

Follow us on Twitter for hints, news, and updates!

http://www.twitter.com/themorontest

[NOTE: Please remember that your 5 star reviews help keep the updates coming! Also, please no spoilers in the reviews!]
© DistinctDev, Inc. 2009

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Talking Carl
Awyse

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: December 07, 2009

***iPod Touch owner, check your earphones has a mic before buying. Carl only repeat if you have earphones with mic***

Carl, repeats anything you say with an hilarious voice, he can also be poked and pinched and you can even tickle him to make him laugh out loud.

On iPod Touch, remember to plug earphones with mic in to have Carl repeating.

Talk to him and he'll repeat your words with an hysterical voice.
Tickle him and he will laugh out loud.
Poke his eyes and he will shout and yell.
Pinch him to hear him growling in harmony.
And if you forget him he will grumble.

Talking Carl is hours of laugh for children of any age.
Parents, you'll love him too for the peacefulness it gives you while your kids are
playing with him.
But dont try it! youll never give it back to them.

--------- Our users says ---------

"The funniest app ever, I enjoy it every morning to start a good day."
"My kids love him, they drain all my battery"
"I cant phone anymore, my son doesnt give me my iPhone back
"Roaaaaar... I love you Carl!"

------------ Features ------------

Hilarious voice.
Great and varied sounds, screams, laughs, grumbles.
Highly Interactive, instant touch feedback.
Respond to multiple input : Tap, Pinch, Tickle, Sounds.
Remind you to take care of him if you forget him too long.
Very Polite, he even says Goodbye.

IMPORTANT : we do not recommend Talking Carl on iPod Touch, please enjoy it plainly on iPhone with the integrated mic
© awyse

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iGun Pro - The Original Gun Application artwork

iGun Pro - The Original Gun Application
Crimson Moon Entertainment LLC

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: March 09, 2009

*** #1 GUN APPLICATION ON THE APPSTORE ***

THE ORIGINAL IGUN

Stay Tuned for Update 26!!

UPGRADES ARE ALWAYS FREE FOR CURRENT USERS!!!

BEST GRAPHICS OF ANY GUN APPLICATION - CHECK OUR SCREEN SHOTS
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Realistic Smoke
Recoil
Motion Blur
Flash
Great Shell Movement
Amazing Sounds
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GUNS INCLUDED:
- P90
- UZI
- 50 Cal Desert Eagle
- MP5
- M4
- ACR
- PPSh-41
- M82A1 (Barret 50 Cal)
- Thomson
- XD9 (4 Styles)
- Standard
- Camo
- Pink
- Golden
- AK-47
- SVT 40 (Russian WW II rifle)
- SAW
- Browning Machine Gun
- FN SCAR-H
- GLOCK 18
- M1 GARAND
- M1911
- MP40

Turn your iPhone or iPod into a Handgun or Rifle with the iGun Pro!! To fire, simply hold the handle with the barrel pointed away from you and then flick your wrist back as though you had shot the gun. Every time you flick your wrist, the gun will fire and your empty shell will fly out. You will SEE and HEAR EVERY empty shell as they fall to the ground!

NEW!!! Get detailed information about all the guns included in iGun Pro. Includes cartridge type, effective range, gun history, and more!

TO RELOAD:
Double Click the AMMO at the bottom OR point the barrel in the air for a moment.

You can also choose from 3 different Trigger Frame settings, just like the real riffles!!!
- Semi-auto
- 3 Round Burst
- FULLY AUTOMATIC

To switch firing modes during use, just touch the bottom left corner.

Like iGun Pro on Facebook and let me know what you'd like to see next!
http://www.facebook.com/iGunPro

Copyright Info:
http://www.avidionmedia.com/iGunPro.html

Special Thanks for letting us use their media:
www.machinegunbooks.com
and
Mike Killebrew
© 2010 Crimson Moon Entertainment LLC. All Rights Reserved.

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Koi Pond
The Blimp Pilots

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: July 31, 2008

Clear your mind.

Imagine gazing into a pond of crystal clear water.
Picture bright, playful koi swimming through its shallow depths.
So close... Can you touch them

You run your fingers across the cool surface of the pond.
Water ripples away from your touch.
The koi, disturbed, dart away.
Only to quickly forget and swim close to you once more...

Now imagine all this on your iPhone or iPod touch!

Koi Pond by The Blimp Pilots

Features:

- Touch Reactive
- Dynamic Water Simulation
- Virtual Fish
- Display Options

Koi Pond is a proud member of the App Treasures label. For more great indie games visit www.AppTreasures.com

2.0 Enhancements and Features:

- Improved Water Simulation (Now with Refracting Koi!)
- Brighter Pond! (optional setting, ON by default)
- More Distinct Color Options!
- Less intrusive "i" button (It fades over time and will "wake" if you move your finger near it.)
- Feed Your Koi! (Shake to feed!)
- Finger Nibbling! (Hold your finger very still and see what happens...)
- 3d Sound! (Try Koi Pond through your headphones!)
- 4 Layer Ambient Soundtrack (Mix and match sound layers for just the right ambiance.)
- Volume Control Slider
- New Koi! (He's a tancho kohaku!)
- Movable Lily Pads (Touch Drag to move.)
- Help Screen (Press the "" button that appears in the lower left corner, this also fades over time like the "i" button)

2.1 Enhancements and Features:

- Sharper Graphics
- Multi-Touch Water Ripples

2.2 Enhancements and Features:

- New "Nibble" Vibration Option (default is on)
- Holiday Mode!
From November through December of each year there is a new "Holiday" Button in the upper left of the main screen.
Pressing this button will toggle Holiday Mode on/off.

Holiday Mode contains:
- 2 New Holiday Koi!
- Holly Leaves
- Festive Lights
- Shake for Sleigh Bells while Feeding
- Special Holiday Koi Food

2.3 Enhancements and Features:

- Rain ambient effect. Listen to the pond in the middle of a storm and watch the rain drops disrupt its surface.
- A new koi - he's a Kumonryu.
- A Blimp Pilots newsfeed tab has been added to the options shelf - stay up to date with all the latest Blimp Pilots news!

2.5 Enhancements and Features:

- New Koi! (Tancho Sanke and Gin Matsuba!)
- Sleep timer! Simply select the timer duration, then listen to the relaxing sounds of your koi pond as you drift off to sleep!
- A new selectable tile background theme for your Koi Pond!

© 2008 The Blimp Pilots

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Playboy
Jump Games Pvt.Ltd.

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: December 07, 2009

The only OFFICIAL PLAYBOY magazine and exclusive content on iTunes! Playboy wherever and whenever you want!

Get your hands on all the good stuff electronically, including the cover, the Playmate's intro text, data sheet and a behind the scenes video, plus preview pictures and the following
ICONIC MONTHLY FEATURES:
PLAYMATE Exclusive photos, videos and wallpapers of all your favorite playmates
MANTRACK Get lifestyle tips on everything from the latest gadgets to the hottest wheels and grooming & style tips
DEAR PLAYBOY Read all about what people write into Playboy and form your own opinion
RAW DATA Get the stats and facts on everything from the latest opinion polls on sex to celebrity stats
AFTER HOURS Reviews on the latest DVDs, movies, music, books as well as a random assortment of a whole lot of other things
PLAYBOY FORUM For all those who claim they buy Playboy for the articles
PLAYBOY INTERVIEW A candid conversation with the scholar and TV pundit, CORNEL WEST.

FREE WALLPAPERS Add some Playboy personality to your iPhone/iPod with free and downloadable photographs of the Playmates, designed for and available exclusively with this app!

IN THIS MONTH!
Playmate of the Month
FRANCESCA FRIGO - LATIN HEAT Venezuelas Hottest Export Miss August SIZZLES

20Q
MICHAEL CERA The actor who channels the inner dork in all of us pulls our leg about his social life, gets sarcastic about show business and reveals his all-time worst pickup line (and its pretty bad).

PLAYBOY INTERVIEW
CORNEL WEST - A candid conversation with the scholar and TV pundit about corporate greed, our lack of love and his second thoughts about Barack Obama.

Plus much more
If you want to be dialled into what's new from the world's top entertainment and lifestyle magazine for men (and what man wouldn't) Playboy is the app you need!

Monthly editions are available for purchase through the Archive section within the application, including previous months.

*This app does NOT contain any fully nude content.

© Playboy Enterprises International, Inc.

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AgingBooth
PiVi & Co

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: February 23, 2010

What will you look like when youre old And what about your friends
Find out with AgingBooth, an easy to use and amazing face aging machine on your iPhone or iPod Touch.

AgingBooth is a funny (or scary!) way to instantly age face photos.
Use AgingBooth on family, friends or colleagues photos and share them via email, MMS, FaceBook, Twitter.

Ready to face your future

#1 Paid App in France, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Poland, Romania, South Africa, Turkey...
#1 Paid Entertainment App in Australia, Austria, Belgium, France, Hungary, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Kuweit, Luxembourg, Poland, Romania, South Africa, Switzerland, Sweden, Turkey, United Kingdom...

Features:
Works with photos taken with your iPhone camera or from your photo library
Auto-cropping using face detection
Transformation process is instant with no internet connection needed
Shake iPhone to see before and after views
Save results to your photo library
Share with your friends via MMS (once saved to your photo library) or email, FaceBook, Twitter

Warning:
AgingBooth is a funny application made for entertainment purposes only and does not guarantee resemblance to the real aging process.
AgingBooth works best with people between the ages of 15 and 60.

© PiVi & Co 2010
Photos credits : fotolia.com
© Yuri Arcurs / © CURAphotography / © HYPE STOCK
© 2010 PiVi & Co

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60,000+ Wallpapers HD Pro
DigPlay

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: June 12, 2010

60,000+ Wallpapers HD Pro, 70% OFF AT LAUNCH, ON SALE NOW!
Only 0.99, you can own more than 60,000 High Quality Pics. This is an amazing price now!

The Largest number Pics in App Store

Wallpaper
HD Wallpaper for iPhone4(640 * 960)
Retina Wallpaper for iPhone4(640 * 960)
3D Wallpaper
Beauty Wallpaper
Funny Wallpaper
Eye Illusions
Funny Pics
3D stereograms
3D Graffitis
Street arts
And much more

Contain more than 60,000 magic and High Quality Pics: Eye Illusions, iPhone Wallpapers, Funny images, 3D stereograms, 3D Graffitis, Street arts, and much more.

The number of wallpapers is also larger than 55,000!
The amount of eye illusions is almost 2,000!
New wallpapers are added daily!!!

You can save all pics in your device as Wallpaper!
This app has the largest number of pics in the app store! You will find almost all Wallpaper, Eye Illusions, 3D stereograms Funny Pics and others in this app store.
If you can not find something you want, please tell us: Contact@digplay.com. New images will be added soon.

Highlights

The largest number of pics in the app store.
New images are added daily. Just launch your app to see updates.
You can save every image as your iPhone wallpaper.
iPhone wallpaper:more than 55,000 high quality wallpapers are sorted by more than 50 categories: Poster, Scene, Color, Nature, Military, beauty, Travel, Logo, Graffiti, Space, Dragon, Fantasy, Food, Cartoon, Car, Animal,Abstract, 3D, Art, Holiday, Light and more.
Eye illusions: almost 2,000 illusions told you your eye maybe play tricks on you, Seeing is NOT always true! Also have more than 18 categories.
3D stereograms: discover the hidden image by your eyes, but not normal seeing. this can overide normal Brain and eye Function.
3D Graffitis: more visual impact give you unbelievable eye tricks.
Funny images: ...
...
More and more, what are you waiting for! Enjoy it now!

We are sure that you will find more surprise and funny when you enjoy the app, also you can share with your friends and family same too!

Tips: some pics need to view in landscape model; You can zoom in order to take the secret of some pics; It is convenient for you to swipe the viewed image to get the next one.

If you need any help or have any questions, we are here. Email us:Contact@digplay.com.
Thank you for you downloading!
© 2010 DigPlay. All Rights Reserved.

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Star Wars: Lightsaber Duel
THQ Wireless Inc.

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: April 02, 2010

Lightsaber duels just got real! This new version of the popular app now gives you the chance to face off against a friend in a fierce battle of clashing lightsabers. Swing your phone around to produce cool lightsaber sound effects and ignite or extinguish the blade with a tap. You can also enter a full screen lightsaber mode.

If you and a friend both have this app and devices that support Bluetooth peer-to-peer connectivity (iPhone and iPod Touch 2nd generation or higher) you can connect them as two lightsabers that react to each other. Striking, parrying and crossing lightsabers produce authentic swooshing and clashing sound effects for an intensely fun experience. Of course you can also swing your lightsaber around in the traditional single player mode which is as fun as ever. You can now also play any song from your library as a soundtrack for your battles, or for a true Star Wars experience play the classic theme included with the app.

The cast of characters has been expanded to 15 with some of the most popular lightsaber wielders in the Star Wars universe. You can also create your own characters with customizable lightsabers. Emperor Palpatine makes an appearance and in addition to his lightsaber he has a special Force trick up his sleeve!

FEATURES
* Swing your phone around for authentic sound effects
* Ignite or extinguish the blade, or view it in full screen mode

WHATS NEW
* Two-player mode using peer-to-peer Bluetooth connectivity **PLEASE NOTE - Duel mode will only work with 3G or 3GS models**
* 11 new characters and improved graphics
* Create more than one custom character
* Force lightning
* Play your own music in the background

Check out www.youtube.com/thqwireless

ALSO AVAILABLE FROM THQ WIRELESS:

STAR WARS: TRENCH RUN Take on the Death Star in this souped-up arcade classic.
CHOP SUSHI! Master Chefs quirky puzzle adventure.
STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED iPhone version of the hugely successful console game.
STAR WARS: SOUND BOARD The best sound bites from your favourite Star Wars characters!
STAR WARS: YODA SOUND BOARD - All the classic quotes from Yoda!
INDIANA JONES SOUND BOARD The best sound bites from the worlds greatest action hero!
INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST PUZZLES - Indiana Jones first ever puzzle adventure!

© © 2010 Lucas Films Ltd.

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18,000 COOL JOKES
Cramzy

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: June 28, 2009

WANNA PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!

NOTICE: 18,000 COOL JOKES HD is now available for the iPad.

Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)

We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for the iPhone & iPod Touch!

EXAMPLES

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
"What are you doing" he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
"See, I told you he was stupid."

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have
- 75 cents.

Q: Why did God create man before woman
A: He didn't want any advice.

A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: "Duh, big red truck!!!"

A little girl asked Santa "Santa, send me a sister."
Santa said "On one condition, send me your mother"

OVERVIEW

We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people's ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don't have to read the same joke twice.

FEATURES

Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
Shake detection for a random joke
Rate jokes online
Retina display ready
Fast app switching

QUANTITIES

18,000+ jokes - no internet connection required
49 categories - for anyone and any taste
50 best rated jokes - daily, weekly and monthly.
4 themes - use theme chooser to change the layout

SHARING

Facebook
Twitter
E-mail
Copy to clipboard

SECTIONS & FILTERS

Favorites section for your favorite jokes
Kids safe with Adult filter
Filter by length - short/medium/long
Settings section accessible from within the app
Search jokes by keywords

Enjoy!

GET IN TOUCH

Website: www.cramzy.com
Email: info@cramzy.com
Twitter: www.twitter.com/cramzy/
Facebook: www.facebook.com/cramzy.fb/
Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/18000CoolJokes/

CATEGORIES

Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma' Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama
© Cramzy

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Big Button Box Pro
Shaved Ham

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: December 18, 2009

Big Button Box Pro gives you 90 individual BIG BUTTONS that let off the BEST BOOMING SOUND EFFECTS!

There's nothing more satisfying than pressing a massive button and hearing a cool extra-loud, over-amplified, ear-piercing sound... and Big Button Box Pro let's you do this over and over and over!

Features:
- 90 Big Buttons
- Three buttons modes: Use them as big buttons or choose to play them from the menu in two different ways
- Sort the buttons into the order you want

M & P button modes:
M: Monophonic mode: Pressing another button stops the sounds from the previous button pressed
P: Polyphonic mode: Sounds overlap each other. Press as many as you want and the sounds keep playing!

iPhone 4 & users using multitasking: You must go into your device's Settings > Sounds and increase ring volume to maximum

The big buttons included in Big Button Pro are:
Dynamite, Ka-Ching, Alarm Clock, Buzzer, Scream, Gong, Bleep, Woo!, Service Bell, Jackpot, Game Show, Cat Call, Gunshot, Woohoo!, Applause, You Suck!, Alarm, Loser, Ha-ha!, Uh-oh, Dog, Cat, Truck Horn, Burp, Fart, Excuse Me!

Update 1: Crash, Yee-hah!, Vomit, Yes, Grenade, Shut-up!, Elephant, Laughter, Cough

Update 2: Oh Yeah!, Police, Monkey, No, Crickets, Boing, Whatever, Doorbell, Witch

Update 3: Jack Hammer, Karate, Oh Snap, Ooh La la, Oww, Whip, Splat, Scatch, You're Fired, You Lose, Balloon Burst, Bomb, Boo, Fanfare, Evil Laugh, Rooster, Timer, Boooo

Update 4: Oh Baby, Epic Fail, Jet, Grenade Launcher, TWSS, Crazy Laugh, Bingo, Gross, The Ref

Update 5: Rubber Ducky, Snore, Gimme Gimme, Pig, Aww Man!, Fail!, Hello, Goodbye, What!

Update 6: Bullet, Kazoo, Really, Freeze, OK, Busted!, Camera, Party Blower, Frog
© 2010 Hamish Graham

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Little Uzu
Colordodge Labs

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: August 19, 2010

Little Uzu for the iPhone/iPod Touch is based on the the award winning Uzu for the iPad. A re-imagined control scheme allows for Little Uzu to have all the fun and complexity of Uzu for the iPad, but in a smaller space. Little Uzu has most of the animation modes from Uzu along with 3 brand new modes exclusive to the iPhone/iPod Touch!

****** DESCRIPTION ******

Technically speaking, Little Uzu is a kinetic multitouch particle visualizer. Really its a sort-of math-physics-art-toy for anyone who ever loved spirographs, fireworks, planetariums, lava lamps, light sabers, pen lasers, tesla coils, christmas lights, or graphing calculators.

Points of light will shoot across the screen and fly to your command, twirling in a vortex of color and motion. Freeze and move Little Uzu in 3d space while contorting spirographic curves with your fingers. Little Uzu lets you quickly switch between 11 different modes of real-time animation by simply changing the number of touches you're using. You can spend countless hours discovering the many unique ways of playing and interacting with Little Uzu.

****** CONTROL ******

Little Uzu will respond to up to 5 touches. The 1, 2, 4, and 5 touch modes are always the same. In order to have more than five total modes, the 3 touch mode is comprised of eight different modes that cycle each time you lift all your fingers off the screen. This means that you can change to a different 3 touch mode by lifting all 3 fingers and putting them back down. Switching from 3 touch to 1, 2, 4, or 5 touch will keep the same 3 touch mode active.

****** ANIMATION MODES ******

0 Touch: Brownian motion and boundary wrap
1 Touch: emanate and radiate
2 Touch: pinch attraction and boundary bounce
3 Touch: (a)vortex, (b)inverted vortex, (c)radial vortex, (d)dual oscillator, (e)spiral, (f)spring points, (g)radial spokes, and (h)oscillator spokes
4 Touch: 3d freeze and translate
5 Touch: change color and particle size

****** UZU ON TWITTER ******
http://twitter.com/uzufortheipad

****** UZU ON FACEBOOK ******
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Uzu-for-the-iPad/117462304963357

****** SUPPORT ******

If you have any problems, questions, or stories you would like to share, please feel free to email me, and I'll answer as soon as I can.

jason@uzumotion.com
www.uzumotion.com
© Jason K. Smith

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Fingerprint Security - Pro
Empire Apps

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: April 25, 2009

ONE OF THE TOP APPS OF 2010
TOP 10 WORLDWIDE

The most impressive and realistic fingerprint security application on the market. Check out the screen shots and see for yourself. You will not be disappointed !!!
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Blow away your friends and family with how cool the iPhone or iPod touch is. Make them think that the iPhone or iPod touch actually has fingerprint recognition capabilities. Watch their expression of awe as you are granted access while when they try it, the alarm goes off and access is denied. Priceless.

See a fingerprint on the surface and watch it move on the screen along with your finger.
The scan will either grant access to the device or sound a loud alarm depending on who uses it. You can control the outcome of the scan. Read the info page to find out how.

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BEST WAY TO USE
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Put your device on stand by (top button) while the application is running and after you have selected the access denied option. When somebody tries to use your device, the first thing they see will be the fingerprint scan prompt. If they are not familiar with how the iPhone/iPod Touch works, they will keep getting the access denied alarm and assume that the fingerprint scan is necessary to gain access.

Once the new technology of fingerprint recognition comes to the iPhone/iPod Touch, we will strive to be the first to try and integrate this application to full functionality. It will be your security and protect your phone. Get it now while it stays cheap !!
© 2010 Empire Apps

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iBeer (5 Beers & Coffee! Milk, Champagne, Chocolate, Water, Cola, Celebrity Voices etc. available) artwork

iBeer (5 Beers & Coffee! Milk, Champagne, Chocolate, Water, Cola, Celebrity Voices etc. available)
Hottrix

Genre: Entertainment
Price: $0.99
Release Date: July 11, 2008

Brew and drink beer, coffee, cola, water, milk on your iPhone and iPod touch.
"Best iPhone app" (CNN, TIME & New York Times)
This hilarious visual gag behaves like a real pint of beer thanks to the iPhone sensors and our spare time.

"Best iPhone app" (CNN & New York Times)
"Must-have iPhone app" (FORTUNE & TIME)
"Top 10 iPod touch app" (Newsweek)
"iTunes Bestseller Awards" (Apple Charts)

Tilt to drink, shake for foam, even pour iBeer from iPhone to iPhone.
The award winning virtual pint of beer takes full advantage of iPhone's high-res screen, accelerometer, and speakers, and comes in Lager, Lite, Stout, Hefeweizen, Amber, and more.

Now also features Celebrity Voices, touchable condensation, bubbles, slime and elastic foam waves. Communicates with other iDevices for iBeer cross-pouring via BlueTooth and WIFI.

You've seen it on TV, YouTube, and read about it in your favorite paper. Now it can be yours!
Bonus burp included.
Get it today and stop those hangovers forever!

FEATURES
Brew
Drink
Shake (foam)
Burp (on/off)
Trick-Coin-Slot (great with our other app MAGIC WALLET)
FREE: 6 different drinks including Stout and Lager

BONUS
Includes FREE Mouthwash and FREE Coffee
Milk, Water, Cola, Chocolate, Champagne, Wine etc. available inside (optional)
BlueTooth and WIFI drink sharing
Hilarious Celebrity Voices instead of burp (optional)
Trick Voice Activation & Card Scanner
Free Vending Machine Interface
Astonishing interactive realism
Multi level elastic foam
Touchable bubbles, slime, and condensation
Customize look, sound, and action

NEW
Multitasking for iOS 4: Drink iBeer while talking on the iPhone. Tadaaa!
FREE steaming coffee
MORE DRINKS: Champagne & Wines for the distinguished prankster.
Improved: Trippy Alien Disco Juice, Water, Cola, Milk etc.
Connects to iPads iBeer Keg (v.1.4 in approval) for epic amounts of beer.
BlueTooth and WIFI drink sharing among all iOS devices. Sharing is caring!
Color mixing when pouring from device to device (mix coffee & beer for a steamy mess)

SUPPORT
Video demo & instructions: http://www.hottrix.com
24/7 support: help@hottrix.com

Search for "HOTTRIX" on iTunes and App Store for these other great apps:
iBeerKeg (iBeer's big brother on steroids)
Magic Wallet (iPhone makes money. Reach into screen)
iSoda (Cola, Water, and more. 5 drinks in One)
iMilk (Sober iBeer. Even shakes whipped cream and cheese)
iMunchies (Hilarious Popcorn machine. Reach through screen)
HottrixPhone (Obama calls your iPhone, or Elvis, or Mum)
iBug (Cute or gross. Feed, tickle, and make it extremely fat)
© 2010 Hottrix

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